Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Let's Do The Babadook Again

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I'm seeing The Babadook again tonight! (Here's my original review.) And I get to bring the boyfriend with me this time - I can't wait to watch him jump out of his skin; that's one of the best parts of watching horror movies that work. I hope I haven't over-sold it to him, but seeing as how everybody that's seen it has loved it so much (it just bowled over Fantastic Fest last week) I think I'm on safe footing. The film's out here in the US at the end of November, and don't worry - I will totally be reminding you of that fact a thousand times between now and then.
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Nick Jonas One Time

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According to Nick there are more pictures to come for Flaunt magazine, later this week. Yes please.
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Wes ♥ Zac

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I don't know and I don't care what the context is of these pictures of Wes Bentley and Zac Efron getting all up on each other within the movie they're currently filming, because the image itself is everything - long live the image.

(thanks Mac) Catfish's Max Joseph is directing this thing; we've already seen him and Zac romping around without their shirts on on the beach. Can you say Best Picture? See more after the jump!

Five Frames From ?

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What movie is this?
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Preview of Channing Attractions

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In case those shots of Channing Tatum rocking some blue-collar cotton and denim that we posted earlier today weren't quite enough to get you into the stripper mind-set, here are some shots of him showing some skin off at the beach over the weekend. He's in fighting shape alrighty! It's a shame about those enormous trunks though. (click to embiggen) Hit the jump for more!

Took Them Long Enough

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I wish I meant "Took them long enough" in reference to Dominic Cooper & Ben Foster getting married, or even just releasing a sex tape, but no, sadly that picture is the extent of that. What I do mean "Took them long enough" in reference to is Marvel just now announcing that Dom will indeed be showing up on their Agent Peggy show, which we've been waiting to hear word of for approximately three billion years. No word yet if he'll be spending the entire time on-screen in the nude, but I'm sure we can get an online petition going for that. (thanks to everybody who sent me this news!)
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Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:


Patrick: You know, I used to be popular 
before Sam got me some good music. 

Happy 22, Ezra Miller!
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I Am Link

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--- Nice Bad Guys - Matthew Bomer, once he finishes shakin da booty for Magic Mike 2, will head over to Ryan Gosling's new movie to play a bad guy! It's called The Nice Guys, it also stars Russell Crowe, and it's from Shane Black, who wrote and is directing. Black is of course the dude who burned a bunch of bridges back in the 80s and got a comeback thanks to Kiss Kiss Bang Bang and Iron Man 3, aka Robert Downey Jr. brought him back.
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--- Up For Chuck - Guinevere Turner, the author of the perfect perfect perfect American Psycho screenplay (she also played the wine-sloshing threesome-having society gal in the movie), is adapting the 1971 book The Family, about the events that led up to the Manson murders, for a movie to be directed by music-video director Jonas Akerlund. (Amongst other great pieces of work Akerlund made Madonna's "Ray of Light" video.) 

--- New Utopia - It is official: David Fincher's next project is going to be his HBO remake of the amazing amazing amazing British television thriller Utopia, and kind of surprisingly he says he's going to direct every single episode. He's making it next year. I am so torn on this - the original is SO GOOD, I wish they'd just air it here in the US as is because it really doesn't need changing a bit; all the actors are killer, it's gorgeously shot already, and the story is so scary and exciting and fun. I just hope he changes it a ton, is what I hope. Spin it off into your own thing, David. Then I can maybe see the point.

--- Super Week - I don't know if there are even still tickets for most of this stuff but IFC Center here in NY is doing a ton of super amazing events next week for New York Comic Con - it's called "Super Week" and on the list is stuff like Baz Luhrmann presenting a screening of Rocky Horror Picture Show; the NY premiere of the unrated Director's Cut of Nymphomaniac; Nicholas Hoult will be there with his new movie, and on and on. I probably can't do any of it myself because of continuing NYFF and actually being at Comic-Con duties, dammit.

--- Pig Person - Here's a sentence I never really expected to write: Y Tu Mama Tambien actor Diego Luna is directing a movie called Mr. Pig, which will star Danny Glover as a man traveling to Mexico, with a pig. It will co-star Maya Rudolph. First person to make a "Is Maya Playing the pig?" joke gets kicked in the nuts.

--- Her Triumph - I know that the Jesse Owens bio-pic is going to be all about, you know, Jesse Owens and sports and stuff, but hearing that they just cast Carice van Houten to play director Leni Riefenstahl in the film... well now I want this to be a Leni Riefenstahl bio-pic, sorry Jesse Owens. The film will detail the African-American athlete's travels to the Olympics in Berlin in 1936, which Riefenstahl turned into her film Olympia.

--- Vice Maker - I'm just gonna slip this link to the trailer for Paul Thomas Anderson's Inherent Vice in right here, side-stepping the fan-fare because it's great and everything but I know some people don't wanna watch it and far be it from me to ruin their day. I will say I watched the trailer even though I'm seeing the film later this week for NYFF and the trailer made me very very excited. And who is that shirtless blonde dude?

--- And Speaking of trailers the trailer for the second Avengers movie will apparently be shown in front of Chris Nolan's Interstellar. I have always planned on seeing Interstellar, I have to see Interstellar, it's too big a something to miss, even if I'm kinda over Nolan and I'm way way way over McConaughey. So this news at least gives me a little more impetus to give a shit.
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It's Raining, Men

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Hey look it's Channing on the Magic Mike XXL set! 

Rocking some acceptably snug denim and a t-shirt...

... and lifting heavy things...

... I am so there.

Anyway the official synopsis and casting announcement for MMXXL (I just realized this movie abbreviates to 2070 - numerologists make hay!) came out over the weekend, and there are a couple bits of note - firstly McConaughey & Pettyfer are nowhere to be found, as rumored. Everybody else from is in place though. (Well not Cody Horn, but then come on.) Secondly added to the cast...

... is Donald Glover! It doesn't say who Childish Gambino's playing but I hope I hope I hope he's a stripper, because Donny's got the bod for it and then some.

See previous posts on Donald here and here and here and here and here. (Okay he should clearly get his own tag at this point,  I guess.) Besides Donald, joining the cast there's also Elizabeth Banks (yay) and Michael Strahan...
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... is Channing trying to out-do Chocolate City,
the so-called "black Magic Mike," or what?
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When Animals Attack (Reality)

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Before I forget there was one more post by yours truly that hit The Film Experience over the weekend, and I really liked this one - spinning off from a couple of scenes in The Wonders, an Italian flick playing the NYFF that I dug quite a bit, I'm asking y'all to share what your favorite examples are of animals being used for surrealistic purposes in film are. I offered up a list of 5 that tickled my fancy, including stuff like the infamous elephant funeral in Alejandro Jodorowsky's Sante Sangre - now tell me yours! 
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Stripper Poll

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Excuse me that's not the right word - it's dancer! Dancer Poll. Head over to The Film Experience for a new round of "Beauty vs Beast," where we're celebrating last week's 19th anniversary of Paul Verhoeven's Showgirls. Next year is the big 20! I feel as if the entire internet should be Showgirls-themed for all 365 days of 2015. Hell the entire world should be Showgirls-themed. Every day a parade of people pushing other people down the stairs, throwing their fries across the room, fucking Kyle Maclachlan. (In related news, Kyle Maclachlan is going to have a very happy 2015.)


Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... beating the meat with Adam Levine.

I feel as if the less I say about my reaction to Maroon 5's new music video, which involves a half- to fully-naked Adam Levine (with a beard and glasses!) hanging out in a meat-locker, getting covered in blood, having sex with his real-life wife while covered in blood, so on and so forth...

... well the less I say the better for all parties involved. But god it's hot hot hot. There's just... something about a man covered in gore that gets my engines racing.
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But I mean, I watched it with the sound off! 
I'm not a sick fuck or anything. 
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Good Morning, World

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A happy 40th birthday to the actor Daniel Wu, recently seen in junk movies like Europa Report and The Man With the Iron Fists. I don't know what this clip is from, whatever kind soul uploaded it to YouTube didn't say, but we're grateful all the same. We've posted pictures of Daniel before, here and here. He's a looker.
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Saturday, September 27, 2014

Gone Girl Gone Gone

I popped out a review of David Fincher's Gone Girl last night over at The Film Experience, go check it out there. I also posted several pictures from the press conference that followed the screening over at Instagram, if you wanna stare at famous people like Ben Affleck, Rosamund Pike, David Fincher, Neil Patrick Harris and Tyler Perry.
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Friday, September 26, 2014

Grease Monkeys

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Alright guys I am off for a bit - let's just pretend I am meeting up with Rock Hudson and his friend to, uh, tool around or whatever. In reality I'm going to a whole bunch of NYFF screenings over the next few days so it's not exactly a torment that I need to cover up that I'm headed off to or anything, but I'd still like to pretend it's the Rock Hudson thing. Because... Rock Hudson. Anyway there's a good chance I'll be posting about NYFF over the weekend so stay tuned for that, but otherwise it will be kinda quiet here until Tuesday. Because, you know... Rock Hudson. (pic via)
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Which Is Hotter?

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Linda Hamilton: Before or After the Robo-pocalypse?
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Happy 58, Linda!
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Five Frames From ?

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What movie is this?
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I Am Link

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--- Miss You Miss Collette - The first image of Drew Barrymore and Toni Collette in Catherine Hardwicke's Miss You Already (which I previously went on about the casting of Dominic Cooper in right here) isn't exactly the quickest way to my heart - it makes the film look like some mid-2000s forgotten rom-com about gal pals and their sassy problems, and hell, maybe that's what the movie will be. But I will see it because Toni Collette is forever.

--- Ding Dong The Man is Dead - Slash followed up with the screenwriter who was tackling the Y: The Last Man adaptation on a tweet he sent out this week calling the project dead, and sure enough, it's dead. The rights have reverted to Brian K. Vaughn and there they sit until who knows what. Well at least we never had the indignity of Shia playing my beloved Yorick.

--- Pressing Vice - In today's edition of "setting this aside to read at lunchtime" here's a nice big chat with Paul Thomas Anderson in The New York Times (thanks Mac), talking about his Pynchon adaptation Inherent Vice, which is screening at The New York Film Fest next week. Can't wait!

--- Have Pride - I wish I had gone to see one of the thousand press screenings of Pride I was invited to, it sounds like fun in a very specific throwback to "90s import comedy" way, and I know there's no way I'll ever get my boyfriend to go see it (not his cuppa) - for one of the opinions that got me jazzed about the film, here read what Nathaniel said at The Film Experience.

--- New Detectives - I haven't checked today, maybe they have officially announced it by now, but apparently Rachel McAdams and Taylor Kitsch are any-second-official as the other pair of cops in the second season of True Detective, who'll be joining Colin Farrell (hooray) and Vince Vaughn (boo). Vaughn is playing a criminal who is involved in the big investigation, so I guess he'll be channeling his prissy walk in Psycho, or whatever. I did like him circa the Psycho remake, maybe we can go back in time... (doubt it). As for McAdams, sure why not.

--- Rogue Cut - Some more details on the extended cut of X-Men:Days of Future Fourgy have dropped, read about it at The Playlist - I guess it's ten more minutes of footage, and it'll have a bunch of Anna Paquin as Rogue, who was all-but-cut from the original version. And here I was hoping it would be ten more minutes of Hugh Jackman walking around that room naked, silly me.

--- Peculiar Boy - I'm only surprised it's taken Tim Burton this long to get hold of giant-eyed pale boy Asa Butterfield for a movie - the Hugo star will play the lead role in Burton's next movie, an adaptation of the book Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children, which already has cast our beloved Eva Green as the titular Miss Peregrine.

--- Civil Lady - I very much enjoyed the "Michael Fassbender's giant (not-that-one) head" movie Frank (here's that review) so I am looking forward to what director Lenny Abrahamson comes up with next and hey, look, news - he's going to make a movie out of Laird Hunt's new book Neverhome, which is about a Civil War-era farmer's wife who leaves her husband and transforms herself into a Union soldier. Anybody read it? It sounds like a super-role for the right actress.

--- Life After Enemy - We just told you about The 9th Life of Louis Drax earlier this week when Jamie Dornan and Aaron Paul were cast - Alexandre Aja is directing the script which is from actor Max Minghella. Anyway a new face has joined the cast, one we like quite a bit - Sarah Gadon, Cronenberg muse slash pregnant lady opposite Jake Gyllenhaal in Enemy. She's great.

--- And finally, have you seen these IBM commercials starring Dominic Cooper? (again thanks Mac) I think you'll forgive me for thinking the dirtiest thoughts regarding computer technology while watching them since that scene in Halt and Catch Fire where Lee Pace randomly mounted that dude, but come on, look at the way those chefs are about to ravage him.


Thom's Modern Boxes

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I'm not one to write up much thought-wise on the world of music distribution - I really could give a shit about it honestly. Just gimme my music and dance monkey dance and I am fine. So this is not the place where you're going to hear an impassioned what-have-you pro- or con- with Thom Yorke's continued stabs at newfangled distribution techniques. Just give me the music, monkey. And give he has - you can download Thom Yorke's brand new solo record called Tomorrow's Modern Boxes right here; you can pay for it, you can not pay for it, you can pay a lot for it and buy the deluxe vinyl set which is what I did because I am that sort of person but only for Thom. Whatever! Dance, monkeys! Dance!


Good Morning, World

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Patrick Muldoon's voluptuous chest hair was very very important to my development as a young pervert, so I should at least wish him a happy birthday once in awhile, even if all he does is make movies with titles like Giganthropithicus and Robo-Dog and The Dog Who Saved Easter and Milf Money (MILF MONEY!) now (and no, I didn't make up any of those, check his IMDb page). He's turning 46 tomorrow. And anyway we were just talking about Paul Verhoeven and one of our favorite things is watching Patrick's brains get sucked out by a gigantic insect in Starship Troopers.