Thursday, March 28, 2013

TGT12: The Great Gratutites #20-16

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Now that we've gotten the runners-up out of the way, let us embark on our most top beefcake of the year. The first quarter of our top twenty here we go...
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Jesse Williams in Cabin in the Woods - He doesn't show much more than Chris Hemsworth does in the same movie and Chris Hemsworth only made runner-up; the difference is his languid striptease in front of somebody he knows is watching (which includes we the audience, natch) is, uh, a stimulating thing to be a witness to. (see more here)
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Matthew Wilkas in Gayby -In the time honored tradition of indie comedies about gay men (and the women who love them) Gayby puts a prime hot piece right up front, and Wilkas owns it. Oh and he and gratuity runner-up Mike Doyle generate some real heat, or at least friction...

Daniel Craig in Skyfall - My how the mighty have fallen! Skyfall does a better job exploiting its star than Quantum of Solace did, but it's no Casino Royale. It's just - this is Daniel Craig, you know? We're grading on a curve with somebody who gave us this here. But the shaving scene is hot, and I'm rather particular to the skin-tight work-out outfit he gets all sweaty in...


Thure Lindhart and Zachary Booth in Keep the Lights On - There's such a genuine lived-in heat to these two's oft going's at it, isn't there? Even when the circumstances are just awful they ground it - sex is super important to this film's narrative and these two manage to make it both real and real hot, when called for.

Rodrigo Santoro in Heleno -When Rodrigo's channeling the virile portion of soccer star Heleno's early years, watch out - it's a scorcher. So he would be higher on this list if that were it, but the movie saves the majority of his gratuity for Heleno's later years when he's riddled with syphilis and falling apart, and that's such a boner-killer. (see some more over here and here)
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Coming tomorrow -- THE TOP 15!
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1 comment:

Joey said...

This is the most important news article I've read so far this week. Can't wait for the other parts.