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Judging from this most recent trailer for The Amazing Spider-Man, I'm going to have to go and see this movie at least a couple of times. Not because I was so blown away by it or anything - it's rousing enough, sure, and I love the cast, but The Lizard already seems like kind of a boring looking villain - but because I am going to miss 95% of the biggest special effects as my eyes chase Andrew Garfield's ass around the screen, ignoring everything else going on.
I know several of these shots are probably a fully CG Spidey, but I'm pretending that director Marc Webb's professed commitment to shooting as much of the footage live-action as he could - remember we saw lots of shots of Andy strapped to wires flying around Manhattan last Summer - means that a good chunk of it is him I'm ogling. It gets me by.
I just went ahead and took a bunch of screencaps from the trailer to prove that as many giant explosions and crumbling buildings and plummeting leaps that we're sent through, all I see is Andy's arse - you tell me if I'm being crazy here or what.
Why'd they bother spending all that money on special-effects? They could've just taped two hours of him doing squat thrusts and I'd have bought out twenty showings personally. I doubt I'm alone. Hit the jump for a few more.
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JA are you kidding? Garfield has no ass. I can't even look at his ass it's like there's a hole where an ass should be.
There are all kinds of asses, anon, and I love them all! Sure his isn't Eddie Cibrian's, but it is a delight all the same.
@Anon: This image would like to disagree. Also, optometrist called, it's time to update your prescription.
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