Friday, December 21, 2012

I See You, Mandy

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I just saw Amanda Seyfried on the street. I just saw Amanda Seyfried on the street and she was with an UGLY man. What the fuck? I mean no offense Ugly Man, but for Amanda Seyfried's birthday a few weeks ago Hugh Jackman put his dick on her. He did this in front of an audience of people. An audience of people probably including his wife and/or children. That is the magic that Amanda Seyfried casts. The hottest men in the world splay themselves dick-up at her feet. This is why I simultaneously love and loathe her. We have a very complicated one-sided relationship, me and Amanda Seyfried, built entirely upon the dreams of her magical slutty powers. And my dreams? You have turned them into nightmares!!!
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4 comments:

Dawn said...

It wasnt that guy from Dexter she was with was it?

I think she has been trading way down lately.

JA said...

Do you mean Michael C. Hall? No it wasn't MCH. I actually think MCH is hot ugly. (Now that's a distinction.) This guy was just ugly ugly. God I'm so afraid Ugly Guy will find this post at some point; I'm being so mean. It's all in the name of humor, Ugly Guy! I'm sure you have a nice personality, or whatever.

Dawn said...

Naw...not MCH whom I adore but the Quinnster.

Lol. I know you are being humorous in regards to Ugly Guy.

Anonymous said...

See this interview (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygslCIQ6PSU&t=41s), where Eddie Redmayne attests that Amanda Seyfried is diiiiiiirty!