Do Dump or Marry - Private Dicks

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Guess what you guys? Penises are suddenly all the rage! Should we thank Michael Fassbender for this? I know - I'm always wanting to "thank" Fassy, but the timing of this here penis hurricane we're in the eye of does seem felicitous, coming in the wake of all that media attention Fassy Jr. got last Fall with its Shame-ful exposure. Yes actors have been whipping it out for decades bless 'em, but in the past 24 hours I've seen the goods from three actors I didn't expect it from and it feels trend enough to mention. What three actors, you ask? Glad you asked!

Bobby Cannavale dropped trou and then some on Boardwalk Empire. Chris Messina popped his privates all over 28 Hotel Rooms. And Garrett Hedlund gets it all out On the Road. And yes if you hit the jump I will give you their goods but you should also hit the comments and tell me which of these fellows you'd do dump and marry since that's what we're (nominally) here for.