Wednesday, June 13, 2012

That Is Matthew Bomer's Ass

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Okay that's it this week is OVER. Am I really expected to get anything done for the forseeable future with a NSFW trailer for Magic Mike out in the world that has THAT SHOT in it? Am I? I mean, come on. COME ON. Come. On. Here's the trailer:


Hit the jump for a bunch more caps. Naked Bomer, Pettyfer,
Tatum, McConaughey, Manganiello, oh my good effing lord.













The Bomer stuff is out of the world, natch, but that shot of Alex Pettyfer coyly mooning the crowd is the hottest thing of all, innit? Okay no this still is:


ETA Here's another different short commercial
that has a couple other new shots worth your time:



14 comments:

paco. said...

I am starting a petition to have this movie remade every year, with a rotating cast of actors.

Derreck said...

OH. MY. GO-

*faints*

Anonymous said...

I guess I'm the only one who likes my strippers hairy. Oh well, I'll still see the movie.. obviously.

Anonymous said...

My GAWD!

Glenn said...

No silhouette shot of Joe's big dick?

Shaven Aven said...

@Anon: Hairy strippers? What planet are you from? Male strippers by their very definition are hairless. You probably get random patrons of leather bars to dance on your table but that doesn't make them strippers.

I have seen strippers meant for women, I've seen strippers meant for gays, I've seen gogo boys and none of them had hair below the neck.

Eve said...

JA,

I took the liberty of posting a link (to this) on another website. I hope you don't mind.

Heather said...

July 11th? This is supposed to be coming out June 29th. WTF????

John T said...

And there is actually a guy who gets to plow that thing whenever he wants. Simon Halls is the luckiest man alive.

JA said...

anon 6:09 - I prefer all men hairier but I will take these chaps however they wanna go. And like Shaven Aven said I think most strippers so shave, unfortunately. It looks like it's even a plot point from the trailer.

Glenn - That shit is fake. Fuck that shit.

Eve - The more the merrier! The world should KNOW. ;)

Heather - I think that's the UK release date. This is a Euro trailer.

John T - It just is not fair. I want to be Simon Halls when I grow up. He is a hero.

Stephanie Ward said...

Thanks. ;-) You made my day!

The Disciplinarian said...

Even though Simon Halls and Matt Bomer are in an allegedly committed, intimate relationship, I don't think Simon Halls can just "plow" Matt Bomer whenever he wants.

Ugh John T., what a crass and sleazy comment!

JA said...

And I always say, if you don't have anything crass and sleazy to say don't bother saying anything at all.

Anonymous said...

I'm sure that Simon Halls has constant access to the Bomer butt. That Bomer guy has the most ample and abundant ass I've seen in a long time. Kind of reminds me of two perfectly shaped rump roasts!