Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Gratuitous Nico Tortorella

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On June 14th of 2010 the casting of the actor Nico Tortorello in Scream 4 was announced and I said this:

"I've no idea who he is but come on, look at him there! Adorable."

It was the above picture that I used in the post and yeah, it's still pretty goddamned adorable. I'd actually completely forgotten about him, since I've been avoiding any and all Scream 4 news to try and keep the slightest semblance of spoiler-ignorance about myself, until this morning when this new completely spoiler-free shot of him in Scream 4...


... greeted me at PopWrap and I thought, "Damn he's pretty. Kind of Peter Facinelli Jr. or Young Richard Kelly Who Takes His Clothes Off. I should do a gratuitous post on him. But hmm, I have never heard of this chap. Will there be enough pictures of him to warrant such a thing?"


Oh ho ho, I should not have worried. Apparently he was a model and there aren't just enough pictures, there are too fucking many. I've spent all morning, uh, researching, and well, it's a lot, yo. But I don't think you will complain. But first, a little about him. He was on that show on the CW with Mischa Barton that lasted a few episodes called The Beautiful Life.
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And apparently he dates the actress Sarah Paxton, who is the star of Ti West's The Innkeepers, another horror film out this year. So they're kind of a horror power couple right now. Anyway we should just dive right in with these pictures because holy crap are there a ton and a half. (And of course Blogger chose today to redesign the way you compose a post, so this took me twice as long as usual., and I'm not quite sure it's going to look right. Good job, Blogger!)

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9 comments:

Jwise said...

"Young Richard Kelly Who Takes His Clothes Off" might be my favorite description of a cute boy, ever

Joe Reid said...

That is a boy who can differentiate his look. Well done.

Jwise said...

I think the last picture is my favorite

shawnp said...

what yoga pose is that?
does it pair with reverse cowboy?
and what's the story with the tattoo?

RJ said...

It will be sad to see him slaughtered.

madgebettany said...

His dreadful cancelled CW show, The Beautiful Life, is all posted to YouTube, in case you are interested.

Glenn said...

He's better when he doesn't have that awful hipster hair.

Gary said...

That's one lucky dog. I am so darn excited for scream 4.

joe said...

Ohhh, Nico....