Thursday, May 14, 2009

Hands Off, Helen Mirren!

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That dastardly old broad! Throwing her dirty pillows all up in Dominic Cooper's face! She oughta be ashamed. Just think of poor lil' Amanda Seyfried crying into her pillow when a married eighty year old steals her man. The humiliation! And even worse, all the effort that I've put into the "switch brains with Amanda Seyfried" magical potion I've been conconcting so I can have my chance at that sweet sweet ass of his will be worthless if that were to happen! Horrible. Horrible. Guess I should go pluck some of Helen's hairs out just in case. My work never ends! Gah!

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1 comment:

ScottE. said...

I've very excited. The two of them are doing a play together and it will be touring to Washington DC! Can't wait to see them in September.

http://www.shakespearetheatre.org/phedre.aspx

http://www.nationaltheatre.org.uk/45471/phdre/about-the-play.html