Thursday, May 23, 2013

Thursday's Ways Not To Die

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Saboteur (1942)

Is there anything better than the cross-cutting between that eensy splitting seam of fabric and that grand sweeping vista of life and death on top of the Statue of Liberty? You might even say that the entire country's fate itself is hanging by a thread (wokka wokka). Seriously though it's all so masterful, from conception to shoot to edit. Pure Eisenstein up in the hizzouse.

Anyway I wanted to do something America themed since it's Memorial Day this weekend; first I was thinking of the scene on Mount Rushmore in North By Northwest, but while I was looking at that scene I realized the action itself on that set is really not all that thrillingly shot. I'm not saying it's a boring scene, or an ugly scene, or anything like that - don't stone me here. There are tons of spectacular shots that Hitch got of the giant faces from all kinds of angles, and it's edited masterfully, and the characters are all their charming Hitchy selves. But as far as money-shots go with the bad guys meeting their doom, notsomuch.

It just would've been kind of tedious to look at, in the context of this series. There's some wrestling with a knife, until Cary Grant throws the dude off the edge, the end. Yawn. I know that Hitch was hoping to do more with this scene in North By Northwest - he spoke about wanting to do a gag where Cary Grant sneezed while inside of Lincoln's nose!

I guess the logisitics of the location and the sets made it too difficult. He does manage to make Cary Grant and Eva Marie Saint look like Presidential boogers way in the distance in the above shot though, so all's not lost.

(Above: Hitch and his delightful daughter Pat with Saboteur star Robert Cummings) Back to Saboteur though. This flick's probably more appropriate a pick for Memorial Day anyway, since it deals more specifically with war (of the non-Cold sort) - World War II in this case. Our hero Barry (Cummings) has been framed for the explosion of a munitions plant - the dude who actually did the crime is the one dangling off Lady Liberty's wrist. This film is mainly remembered for that incredible sequence but it's actually one of Hitch's finest films start to finish, if you ask me. It's a ripping good yarn, told with prime Hitch panache. Most highly recommended.

And here's a fun fact about Saboteur that I didn't know, via this informative write-up about the making of the film over at TCM:

"Hitchcock's cameo appearance (a tradition) in Saboteur was originally going to be shared with Dorothy Parker. In the scene where an older couple drives by the hero struggling with the reluctant model on the side of the road, the director drove the car and the writer, as the wife, delivered the line, "They must be terribly in love." After watching the dailies, however, Hitchcock thought their appearance was too distracting from the story, so he re-shot it with professional actors. He then decided to cast himself in a cameo as a man using sign language to convey an apparently bold comment to a deaf woman (played by his secretary Carol Stevens), who promptly slaps him. But the studio thought that would be offensive to people with hearing disabilities, so Hitchcock decided to make his cameo extremely brief, appearing at the window of a drugstore. Blink and you'll miss him."
Hitch also apparently wanted the leads of the film to be Gary Cooper and Barbara Stanwyck, but couldn't get them - I'll try not to think about how freaking incredible that could have been since I'm heaping praise on the movie instead. (But WOW can you imagine???)

All of the Previous Ways Not To Die after the jump...

It's A Good Weekend For Golfing

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"There goes your social life."
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Pic of the Day

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A five hundred thumb salute to Roger Ebert from Cannes. Sob.
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Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be... 

... sparring with Channing.

I hadn't given Bennett Miller's upcoming movie Foxcatcher - which tells the true story of two wrestling brothers (Channing Tatum and Mark Ruffalo) and the eccentric (Steve Carrell) who effs up their lives - a whole lot of thought since we saw those delicious on-set pictures of Channing (in sweats!) and Mark (in a wrestling singlet!), and that's turned out to be super-foolish on my part. Nathaniel reminded me of the movie by posting the above picture of Channing in his singlet over at The Film Experience for a piece about possible Best Supporting Actor nominations, and from there I went a'looking and found several shots of a bald-headed Chan doing his thing...

This movie is most wanted! Most wanted!
Hit the jump for more, including video...

Vintage Scott Speedman One Time

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From the Year 2000. (via)
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Five Frames From ?

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What movie is this?
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Baby Daddy Belly Check

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(via) The only reason I know that the show Baby Daddy is a thing is because Derek Theler is a ridiculously enormous slab of man who takes his clothes off a whole bunch, which we've documented here and here (I highly recommend clicking on both of those links). The only reason I really know that Matt Dallas is a thing is he announced his engagement to another pretty boy back in January. But much like the peanut butter cup, bringing together two unexpected things has led to loveliness. (The guy on the far right is named Jean-Luc Bilodeau.) Look how tiny Theler makes Dallas look in that right picture though! He is a ridiculous mountain of human being.
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Viva Space Gratuity

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Personally I find the supposed brouhaha over the shot of Alice Eve in her panties in Star Trek Into Darkness beyond silly - if we need to start having legitimate "reasons" to want to look at gorgeous people in their underpants then I'm moving to the Moon! And there upon the Moon I will build a society that embraces gratuity, in all its forms. I mean I don't so much care to see Alice Eve in her panties but once they come for one, they come for all. Stand united against the puritanical ninnies! (I mean wouldn't our time be better spent casting a critical eye upon the movie's appropriation of 9/11 imagery and the sight of millions of people getting killed, rather than a pair of lovely breasts, anyway? Just maybe?) And anyway, the movie had totally already leered at Kirk once.

I could've used more of that (when can't I) - the first movie did a marvelous job keeping Chris Pine in some incredibly snug skivvies for lengthy scene - but I figure they threw us a bone, at least. And that's not even getting to Mr. Pine in that wetsuit in the opening scene...

Mmmmm. (via) Well JJ Abrams was on Conan last night talking about this ridiculous controversy and you can watch the clip here but he showed a deleted shot from the movie which I think we'll all appreciate, since it's Benedict Cumberbatch in the space-shower...

Equal opportunity leering!
Leering for all!
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Spider Balling

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(via) Have you guys seen this video yet of what is said to be Andrew Garfield in his Spider-Man costume playing basketball with some local kids down the street from the current movie shoot? It's not really all that exciting - once people realize who he is, which happens pretty much immediately, he takes off. Don't people with cameras know that you have two things, two small things, to accomplish in this situation - you shut your damned mouth, and you zoom in on the Spider-bum. That's all they had to do! So simple!

Good Morning, World

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Don't ask me what the context of this super-weird behind-the-scenes shot of director Tom Tykwer and actor Ben Whishaw on the set of 2006's Perfume: The Story of a Murderer is, because I do not have that information. What I do know is gee golly damn that is a super-weird picture. Tykwer is turning 48 today, and my hope is that as a gift he's given some amazing movie project to direct that will erase Cloud Atlas right out of my brain forever.
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Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Joe's Going To Pump... Us Up

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As I said earlier when the trailer for Joseph Gordon-Levitt's new movie Don Jon first popped up I had to wait for a YouTube copy to show up before I could gif it proper-like... and here we are. 

Ahh yes, that will do.


Wolf Man Jackman

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Well la di dah I was just complaining that American magazines weren't holding up their end of the beefcake bargain, and lo behold here's Entertainment Weekly doing their patriotic part - that is of course Hugh Jackman and his never-miss torso on the cover of the new issue touting that little movie of his.
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Who Wore It Best?

Sherlock's Super Sleuthy Hunting Cap?

Basil Rathbone or Benedict Cumberbatch?
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Sir Arthur Conan Doyle was born 154 years ago today.
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