Strike Me Dead

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So we now live in a world where the adorable little twink seen above is Leatherface. Yes, that Leatherface. This is the world we live in, you guys. We made this world. We have to take responsibility for it. You and me. So... sigh... in the upcoming prequel Leatherface, which is being directed by the French dudes who made the super-gross and entertaining pregnancy slasher Inside, that dude - whose name is Sam Strike (of course his name is Sam Strike) and who's coming off of the Brit television staple EastEnders (and of course he's British), on which he plays Danny Dyer's gay son... this just gets better and better...

.... will play Jackson, the lovely twink who one day becomes

 the ugly beast under the mask made out of man-flesh. 

The resemblance is uncanny no? 

I want to go back to bed now.

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