Jai Cock-Sock Courtney

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I can't really call this a "quote of the day" because it's too long -- in this video interview with HuffPo Jai Courtney, an expert on public nudity if ever there were one, just goes on and on (I almost used the word "drones" but nobody's bored here) talking about cock-socks and modesty pouches and body hair until we're all blue in the... something. First when he's asked about nudity, he says:

"I'm an exhibitionist from way back, so it really didn't affect me too negatively. It can be pretty weird, you know, getting nude. It's a funny thing because you have to be respectful to your environment. So even if you're comfortable with it, you have to understand that some people aren't, and there's always things in place to preserve modesty, if you will, as far as you can with that sort of stuff."

Which then leads to chat about cost of the cock-sock:

"They're apparently very expensive. Someone's managed to monopolize on this niche market making cock socks."

From there the glue used to hold such things in place comes up, and the way it messes with one so naturally hirsute as he:

"That's far too much maintenance for one man to be concerned about. I'm hairy, too, so yeah, occasional grooming comes into place. But no, you wouldn't see me getting a back, sack and crack wax. That's too painful, surely."

Surely. Don't you ever even consider it, Jai.

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