Tuesday, March 04, 2014

Do Dump or Marry: Two Hemsworths One Ben

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Dunno if you saw this image that I tweeted last night of Ben Affleck getting publicly gang-banged by the Brothers Hemsworth at an Oscar party, but man alive it makes me seethe with jealous rage. So y'all take to the comments and "Do Dump or Marry" them for me please, and while you're there everybody Dump Ben Affleck and make me a little less ragey. Thanks.


13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Do Liam
Dump Chris
Marry Ben

Duh...

Roark said...

Do Liam
Dump Ben Whofleck
Marry Chris

Glenn said...

Do Ben
Dump Liam
Marry Chris

Liam would be like Chris, but... ya know, not? Unless he's joining in, why go for the second fiddle?

Bets said...

Dump Ben (easy choice, never found him attractive)

Since the Hemsworths look alike to me I'll take my grandmother's advice and marry the older one and keep the younger one as a lover.

Joey said...

"Publicly gangbanged by the Brothers Hemsworth" is a phrase I've shamelessly used in my life.

AG said...

I agree with the three of you above -

- Dump Ben (he's good looking but I never found him sexy)
- Do Liam (Great body like his brother's but not a fan of his face)
- Marry Chris (Truly a God!)

Joey said...

Dump Liam. Ugh, he's so underwhelming.

Do Chris. Sweet mother of Jesus. I have a physical reaction whenever I see him in anything.

Marry Ben. He's kind of hot in an Argo-scruffy kind of way. Plus, he will get me one step closer to Matt Damon. A very essential step.

Anonymous said...

no one ever believes me but Ben tried to pick me up at the old Virgin Rec in LA once about 10 years ago. It was very obvious what he was up to - I regret I didn't follow through so that at least I'd know what his dick looks like. OH I'd marry Ben & dump both of the others

MrJeffery said...

do liam dump ben marry chris

Doug said...

Dump them all. None of them do a thing for me.

Wyatt Renfro said...

Do Chris(Thor made only)
Dump Ben. Sorry about it. Not gonna see that shitty Vs. movie.
Marry Liam. Yes, ma'am.

Heather said...

Do Ben
Dump Liam
Marry Chris

David said...

Do Chris (for a blonde change of pace)
Dump Liam
and Marry Ben. Oh yes, Ben.