The Lone Ranger in 150 Words or Less

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Armie Hammer really should have insisted that his character wore the mask more often. And that they made it bigger. Like, Jason Voorhees in the second movie sack sized. Then nobody would've even known he was in it and it wouldn't be a blight on his resume, and I wouldn't have even bothered to see it and it wouldn't be a blight on my life, and everybody would have gone picking daisies and dancing in the park instead, and oh my god what a happy life that would've been for all of us. But no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Now we're all soiled with slaphappy cartoon excrement - stink stank stunk.
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