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Hey look who stood next to each other at Comic-Con! I think you know what this means... at least I hope you do since you've already read the title of this post; the alternative is you're blind or illiterate, in which case you have no idea what I'm saying now either, and I should probably stop addressing this theoretical "you" and move on.
So hey look who stood next to each other at Comic-Con! Three of the sexy stars of the next X-Men movie - Nicholas Hoult, Hugh Jackman, and James McAvoy, that's who. And so we shall do a Do Dump or Marry for them. Here's the thing, and I can't even believe it myself but it's true, I went through all of MNPP's archives to check - we have never done a DDM for the X-Men! Isn't that insane? With all the hotties that've slipped into the mutant spandex over the years! Good grief, my failures are legion. So let's rectify one. Hit the comments and make your picks...
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Marry McCavoy,just on principle alone.
Do Holt, even though it makes me feel like a dirty old woman and dump Jackman. Yes, I'm aware of what this says about me.
Do McCavoy because he seems like he's a decent one night stand. The kinda guy you wanna have fuck you through his mattress, slap your ass around, then tell you to get the fuck out of his apartment while he smokes joint.
Marry Holt because that boy's got wicked things on his mind and I wanna spend years unraveling them.
And throw Jackman off a cliff. If you're going to look like a buff, butch muthafucka, you can't act and sing like the fanciest of dandies, at least not outside a Monty Python sketch, it totally ruins the fantasy.
Do Jackman. I've never had the fantasy of being with a guy really big, but I think I'd like to try being in those arms at least for once.
Dump Holt. He just does nothing for me, next to the other two.
Marry McCavoy. I'd like to see those thighs every single day.
I'm shocked - SHOCKED I tell you - but I'm gonna dump Hugh. OMG - I know!! I'm gonna do Hoult cause he's so pretty. But I wanna marry McAvoy cause I think he's SOOO sexy and I want to do him over and over again but I also think he's smart and funny and probably a little wicked and twisted and - oh boy what fun we'd have for years and years and years. I just think his FILTHY movie that's coming up looks so great.
I always forget to answer these myself so here, my answers! I agree with all of you that McAvoy seems like he'd be great in bed but I'm still going to dump him, because I have a PATHOLOGICAL NEED to put my body on top of Hugh Jackman's body. So I would do Hugh.
And I don't know what it is lately, even with the atrocious Jack the Giant Slayer, but I am totally swoony about Nicky right now - I think I just want to be Jennifer Lawrence deep down inside... and have what Jennifer Lawrence has had deep down inside... okay I'll stop. But Hoult's the keeper, says me today.
Can I have a threesome before dumping one of them? I would do McCavoy because he seems sort of dirty, and marry Hugh just so I can feel how tightly he can squeeze when we hug. Holt is young and can sweep in when I dump Hugh (yeah, right).
Do Hoult, though having done him, doing him once may not end up being nearly enough.
Still, assuming it is, marry McAvoy because he's basically my dream man but for the whole heterosexuality thing.
Dump Hugh Jackman, a charming and handsome fellow if ever there was one, but older than I usually like 'em and just not my type in general.
This should give Nick Hoult a leg up in the competition. A third leg, actually. http://bit.ly/1bOk0x9
Do Hoult
Dump Hugh
Marry James
Ugh. This is hateful.
Marry James, because he IS my husband for all intents and purposes (at least until I can steal Jake away permanently from JA).
Do Hugh because duh.
And dump Nick because the process of elimination is THE WORST.
You evil, evil man.
DO McAvoy (Groovy)
DUMP Hugh (Tough call but he doesn't do it for me like the other two do it for me. But he could do it to me anytime he wanted, really)
MARRY Nicky! (I want him all to myself forever and ever and ever)
This is a legitimately difficult choice!
Do James - because who wouldn't want to hear him talk dirty to you in that accent...
Marry Nicholas because he's dreamy and those eyes make me melt...
Which sadly means Dump Hugh - although he would likely be a good candidate for marriage as he seems like he would be fun at parties!
Dump Hoult - he gives the heebies for some reason.
Marry Jackman - mmmmmmmmmm
Do McCavoy - cause that's what's left.
Dump Hoult, but I'd love to hang out and play video games with him.
Do MacAvoy - and do him A LOT.
Marry Hugh Jackman because he's fucking perfect.
Do James McAvoy
Dump Nicolas Hoult-cute but too young
Marry Hugh Jackman
All I can say is Hugh, Hugh, and Hugh. Forget the rest now try the best.
This is the easiest one yet!
Marry Hugh
Do James
Dump the other one. I don't even want to use his name.
Do and marry Jackman, dump the other two.
Do NH, Marry JM, dump HJ!!
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