Friday, February 15, 2013

Conan's the Destroyer

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Naturally it was only a matter of time until a dude with a body like that there was given the chance to make a superhero movie, and here we be. Jason Momoa's been offered one of the main characters in Marvel's big cosmic team-up flick Guardians of the Galaxy. If he takes the part, and why the hell wouldn't he, he'd play Drax the Destroyer, who you can read about here. Summary is he's a guy who gets killed by Thanos (aka the big bad we saw after the credits in The Avengers), who is then resurrected to repay the killing favor back Thanos-wise. Over the years he's been drawn a few different ways but the basic jist is very large muscles, so basically Jason Momoa's got it in the bag.

Poor Chris Pratt. He also got a part in this, but even at his biggest his muscles are still gonna look so teensy tiny next to Jason's epic everything. Well Chris can bring the funny. Jason brings the beefcake, Chris brings the funny, and then everybody makes out. I should totally be directing this shit.
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1 comment:

Clair Huxtable said...

Well, personally I find Chris Pratt ALOT more attractive than I ever have Jason Momoa. Partly because of the fact that Chris Pratt isn't a self-adoring cunt. I guess it's safe to say there hasn't been a mirror Jason Momoa has met that he didn't like.