Friday, April 13, 2012

The Darkest Hour in 150 Words or Less

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Hey, what if we made like an extra-special episode of One Tree Hill set in Moscow - we could hire not-bad actors in by luring them with a free trip to Russia, and then have them make up all their dialogue as they go along! Surely we could get Emile Hirsch, at least! And then we could have aliens attack them in a nearly shot-for-shot rip-off excuse me homage of War of the Worlds! We could make it different though, by making the aliens look like Satan's farts! And then we could shoot everything really brightly like it's daytime in the Sahara even when the characters are supposed to be shut up inside back-rooms during a black-out! And then we could infuriatingly name the movie The Darkest Hour even though everything's so over-lit it makes the audience want to scoop out their own eyeballs! That would be totally awesome.
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