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The main problem with Immortals is how dreadfully serious it takes itself. It's often ponderous and dull when it ought to be reveling in its spectacular silliness. It is often spectacular, and is very often silly, but as for the latter it's in spite of itself - the thing refuses to crack a smile, even when it's cracking skulls. But man does it crack some skulls! The battle between the gods and the titans (Spoiler? Oh whatever) is a majestic opera of gore and honestly enough reason all on its own for me to tell you not to miss this thing on a big screen in 3D. That is if Henry Cavill and the other dudes magnificent decolletage wasn't enough reason... which it totally is. Man alive y'all, Henry Cavill. Man. Alive. Henry. Cavill.
Alright that's why I kept the beefcake train of thought to the end, because now I can think of nothing else to say. Man Alive Henry Cavill. Man Alive... Henry Cavill...
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so did we get to see henry beautiful bum?????i know there is a scene where freida pinto shows her bum(although it a bum double).is he showing his bum in the film because the bum of henry that i remember is the hot and big bum from the tudors....cant wait to see it now when is all toned up.....damn i love henry..lol
Freida's ass (or ass double I guess) fills up an entire half of the screen for a moment, which I suppose is there to throw a bone (HEH) to the straight fanboys, so they can have a bone alongside us gay fanboys in the audience who've been nursing bones the entire film. But NO there is no Cavill bum! None! Not a wink! His skirt's awfully short at the end and there's some rolling around in it that proves ample, but there's nothing bared beyond G-rated male beefcake. I mean I don't want to complain about that at all because of the sheer abundance of it, but a bum shot would've really taken it right over. Alas.
oh thanks JA....im sad now...i think i need to find a screencapture of henry in the tudors for now..hope he shows some in his future pojects...finger's crossed!!
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