You're a Giver, Matthew Vaughn

Did you know that Kick Ass director Matthew Vaughn is married to supermodel Claudia Shiffer? I had no idea. There's this story online this morning about how Kick Ass star and hot-piece-under-the-superhero-suit Aaron Johnson is maybe going to play Young Cyclops in X-Men First Class and there was this picture of Vaughn, Johnson and the other newly minted First Class star James McAvoy standing together (via)..


... and I began to wonder if Vaughn was queer, surrounding himself with all these pretty boys all the time. I thought back through his movies - Daniel Craig's hotness in Layer Cake...

... and Charlie Cox's hot makeover in Stardust...


... and that dude that got stuck on an island with Madonna
(okay he only produced this movie, but still)....


... and then again Aaron Johnson as Kick Ass
(can't believe the pics of him in his underwear aren't online yet)...

... and it all seemed pretty damned gay to me. And if I include more of the movies he just produced with Guy Ritchie he's also given the world this...

... as well as pretty much Jason Statham's entire career.

Gay gay gay. So I looked up his bio and there it was, married to Claudia Shiffer and they've got three kids. Hrm. Anyway thanks for all the beefcake thru the years, dude. Appreciated.
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