Screw you, movie! I only watched you because of promises of Michael Shoeffling, and he didn't show up until the last fifteen minutes and when he did show he had a ponytail! Ugh. I suffered through two hours of Bernadette Peters swanning around with that ridiculously inappropriate can-you-hear-me-in-the-cheap-seats voice of hers wearing a series of ever taller bouffant hats for nothing! Nothing!Okay so there were a million "Hey look it's that person!" moments - Steve Buscemi, Mercedes Ruehl, Anthony LaPaglia, Stanley Tucci, and Michael Musto flitted by in a club scene - and I always love seeing downtown in the 80s. And her boyfriend Stash was hot when undressed. So that junk was passable.
Still what a rip-off. There are only eleven films that Schoeffling made and he must be utilized dammit! He's Jake Ryan for fuck's sake! Not a ponytailed hobo!
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Well, today he is a ponytailed hobo.
We must not speak of that.
The stories were so good, too...tis a shame.
Ponytailed hobos are the worst hobos, okay? Hobos normally rock, but ponytails? Ugh.
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