Wednesday, December 03, 2008

Do, Dump or Marry - Baz's Men

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Like I said earlier, post-Australia I've had Baz on the brain. And what better way to celebrate that affliction then by offering up a beefcake-battle-royale between the male lead characters of his three last films? (no offense intended to the lovely Paul Mercurio). And to be clear, we're talking about the characters, not the actors portraying them. So who ya gonna choose?


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One to do, one to marry, one to dump.
Take it to the comments!
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21 comments:

mB said...

DO: Drover - cause y'know we all wanna go Down Under with Hugh
MARRY: Christian - cause, y'know he'd sing you to bed and bat those beautiful eyelashes for you.
DUMP: Romeo, cause I really can't handle teen angst fueled by teen lust and a punch of (melo)drama.

John T said...

Okay, if it was the characters, I would want to marry Christian, do Romeo, and dump the Drover. For me, Christian would be inspired forever, and Romeo was a bit young for a long-term commitment.

Now if we're going with the actors, I'd marry Ewan, do Hugh, and dump Leo.

And, to get even more technical, if we could go with the actors at the times the films came out, I'd marry Leo (I was 13 when Titanic came out-marrying Leo DiCaprio at the time was a way of life), do Ewan, and dump Hugh.

A multi-faceted DDorM here Ja!

Anonymous said...

Do- Drover
Marry- Christian
Dump- Romeo

Joe Reid said...

Marry: Drover. This is without having seen the movie yet, but honestly, unless he spends the entire six hour running time spouting off Nazi rhetoric, I can't see how he loses this.

Do: Romeo, to fullfill any number of teenaged fantasies, if nothing else.

Dump: Christian. I know what's good for me, so I won't elaborate.

J.D. said...

Ugh.

Marry -- Christian, DEFINITELY. Idealistic, romantic, beautiful fucking voice... perfection.

Do -- Drover. One night is all one needs. Well, if that night lasts 2 weeks.

Dump -- Romeo by the process of elimination, sadly. :(

Matt Sigl said...

Do- Romeo (but don't marry him, we all know how that ends up!)

Marry- Christian (because who wouldn't want to live in a Bohemian Parisian flat where you waste away the day reading Baudelaire and sipping Beaujolais as you get serenaded with love song medleys.)

Dump-Drover (because he probably doesn't smell as good as he looks.)

Anonymous said...

Do leo.
Dump ewan.
Marry Hugh.
So I could do him over and over.

timothy grant said...
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timothy grant said...

Dump Leo -- I could have more fun with a slice of Wonder Bread covered in Miracle Whip ... think about it.

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Then, thoroughly worn out and properly done ... Marry Ewan.

Then once things go a little flaccid in the bedroom and it's time to spice it up again, invite Hugh over for 3-ways and ...

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Anonymous said...

I like to pretend that Baz did not direct R&J, it is the only one I like so I have to go with the actors. Do Hugh, dump Leo, and marry Ewan

Taffy said...

DO: Christian-he's cute and hot but that true love crap would wear thin pretty quick for me.

DUMP: Romeo, because he takes that true love crap even more seriously than Christian does!

MARRY: The Dover, because as dirty as he may be, think of how awesome it would be to bath him and get him all nice and clean and then getting a towel to dry him off and get him ready for...I'm sorry, what was I saying? Oh yes, marry the Dover!

Grunt said...

DO: Christian. I mean he's pretty and all but I wouldn't have any interest in the day to day activity that comes with being a Bohemian. Seriously, I come home from a hard day at the office, Christian is already three-sheets-to-the-wind on Absenthe, the apartment is a mess, there is no food...and now he wants to go OUT? Hell no! On the other hand if that boy wanted to bend me in directions I don't normally bend...then okay with me.

Dump: Romeo. To young. He'd snap between my thighs. Leo is very pretty and I wouldn't mind his older self, but I don't have the kind of time to teach him the kinds of things he needs to know to be a "do" and I certainly don't want to put up with him for any extended length of time.

Marry: Drover. He's a hard working guy who has a good sense of responsibility and you can clean him up when he needs to be cleaned and take him out and all your friends get envious. Besides, Hugh Jackman, that's eye candy I can enjoy for 50 years. Easy.

Unknown said...

OK,
As Ewan is my obsession, I would choose to marry him as himself or to marry Christian--for all his loveliness, the ability to do and do over. . .

I would DO Hugh, and Drover. Yummy yummy beef cake.

Dump Leo, not quite my style. . .dump Romeo--too emo.

Prospero said...

Do Ewan. Dump Leo. Marry Hugh

Glenn said...

In terms of characters,

Do - The Drover
Marry - Christian
Dump - Romeo

The actors circa the movie release date

Do - Ewan
Marry - Hugh
Dump - Leo

The actors circa now

Do - Leo
Marry - Hugh
Dump - Ewan

Ryan said...

Fun! Okay, um…

DO “The Drover”, DUMP “Romeo” and (easily) MARRY “Christian”!

Anonymous said...

Check this out
Hugh sings "Come on me" from MR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqLY3hhiyIs

DuchessKitty said...

DO: Christian. I don't think I could take too much of his schmaltz.

DUMP: Romeo. Seriously, he's a drag.

MARRY: Drover. Sex on legs.

Amanda said...

Do leo (would be fun in bed)
marry ewan (would be fun to spend time with)
dump hugh (no clue)

Unknown said...

Dump Drover, because sure he's hot, but his character really does nothing for me.

Do Romeo, what can I say, I have a think for pretty men, and Leo was damn pretty back then.

Marry Christian, because he was my love the moment he started singing in that movie.

Anonymous said...

Right, hmm gosh. This is difficult.

Well, I would dump Ewan because I only liked him in Moulin Rougue.

I would do Leo (COOORECT!) :P because I have had a little (now big) thing for him since I saw Titanic I was 9 or summat I`m 15 nearly now LOL. And I would do Hugh Jackman(who wouldn`t?)Because Leo and Hugh are just way to pwoaarable! And I would marry Leo (he`s just so cute and sexy!)he is 34 and Hugh is 41 soo you know. Hugh(so manly and fit) is commited to some bougur else lol. Leo isn`t :D I think this may be an easier decision if I met them and I was like 24 or something then it would be legal lol. Tough call. :(
Love Alice x