I'd Like To Think...

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... that I would behave sanely, if I were to find myself in the situation these two parking attendants find themselves in at this moment. A goofy Josh Duhamel, buddying around with me, nothing but at most three pieces of flimsy cloth between me and his total nakedness... I'd like to think that I wouldn't be the sort of person who would push him over into a bush over the back of my friend who's already suspiciously kneeling behind him, and hit him in the head with anything handy, and force him into the trunk of my car, neither of us to be seen by human eyes ever again. I'd like to think that wouldn't be me. Never!

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