.... for many, many things, including doing an immediate follow-up post to my previous one, where I post the entire (known at this time, via IHJM) series of pictures of Jake Gyllenhaal in his Prince of Persia costume walking on the set, in a wonderful panoramic style (click any to embiggen):
Nor am I too proud to point out that Reese Witherspoon is TOTALLY CRYING in those last two shots. Look at her face:
Now... am I cynical enough to think this is some sort of media grab? Of course. I'm cynical like that about... their entire relationship. But still, so many questions! Like, did she just catch Austin sneaking out Jake's trailer window?
Then again, I do feel icky seeing Reese cry, and even ickier... about almost being happy about it. Shame on me, I know. I am one of those bastard people. I am sorry for semi-briefly-delighting in whatever misery, real or put-on, that is happening with you, Miss Witherspoon. I will force myself to watch Freeway as penance tonight, I swear.