Tuesday, August 12, 2008

I Ain't Too Proud...

.... for many, many things, including doing an immediate follow-up post to my previous one, where I post the entire (known at this time, via IHJM) series of pictures of Jake Gyllenhaal in his Prince of Persia costume walking on the set, in a wonderful panoramic style (click any to embiggen):


Nor am I too proud to point out that Reese Witherspoon is TOTALLY CRYING in those last two shots. Look at her face:


Now... am I cynical enough to think this is some sort of media grab? Of course. I'm cynical like that about... their entire relationship. But still, so many questions! Like, did she just catch Austin sneaking out Jake's trailer window?

Then again, I do feel icky seeing Reese cry, and even ickier... about almost being happy about it. Shame on me, I know. I am one of those bastard people. I am sorry for semi-briefly-delighting in whatever misery, real or put-on, that is happening with you, Miss Witherspoon. I will force myself to watch Freeway as penance tonight, I swear.
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9 comments:

Joe Reid said...

Reese doesn't cry regular human tears but tears made of liquid nitrogen, and she will use them to break a piece off of all her enemies, T2-style. So, you know, keep it up, Snickers McGee.

elevendreams said...

I think she just got some sand in her eye. Or maybe a chest hair.

I'd ride that slide, Clyde!

JA said...

You're probably right, elevendreams. Regardless, she looks miserable in every shot (I edited her out of all but those last two) and... I just don't understand. You're walking around with Jake holding onto your hand and you're gonna look miserable? Whatever, lady, let me take over if it's all too much for you.

Hugh said...

Who cares about Reese? Ahhh Jake. He is Hugh Jackman at Wolverine Origina level. I can't get past this pimple I see on one of Jake's abs though. It's awesome to see that he is very much a human. He still looks kind of Donnie Darko in a halloween costume though. Jakie? Let me pop that pimple for ya ok? I'm the new set dermatologist.

homeslaughter said...

He looks gross. I hope there will be some CG help.

Anonymous said...

Yeah. Maybe she's just scratching her face or rubbing her eye or something. Maybe she's crying cuz she's just. so. happy.

mac20 said...

Thanks for cropping Reese out of Jake's frontal shots. The new title of the film should be "The Prince of Persia vs. the Devil's Forearm."

John said...

I always thought he was cute, but the beard look got old. If only he looked this hot in BBM. Holy Shit!!

Glenn said...

Oh sweet baby jesus. Just when I had gotten over him, he reeeels me back in.