Friday, July 18, 2008

Do I Detect A Hint Of Dr. Manhattan Dick?

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Sorry to keep harping on Dr. Manhattan's genitalia, but I've watched the trailer for Watchmen like a dozen times now and... well, if I don't who will, ya know? There'll be plenty of geek-chatter over Malin Akerman's revealing Silk Spectre costume, but I need to add some voice to the opposite side... namely, the Big Blue dick side.

As in... where the hell is it? Perhaps it was cleaned up for MPAA standards... there is something... lumpy... there; something going on. Right? Hard to tell. The book found ways around showing the good doctor from the front most of the time... there are ways to do it without going all Austin Powers, I think.

But it also shouldn't be avoided, either. He's a giant naked blue man. Don't turn him into a fucking Ken doll, ya know? Don't fear the dick. Embrace the dick.
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9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Your obsession with dick is cute.

NATHANIEL R said...

i think you've found your new tagline

Hugh Man said...

Whatever dick can be gotten away with should. I don't think it is an obsession as much as respect for the source material. How often do you get to see dick in movies? Not much. How often do you get to see dick in comics? besides this, I can only remember Y the last man. I know there is more dick, but definitely not as much as you get in hollywood. Honor the dick Zack. Speaking of--find pictures of that man's gens.

Anonymous said...

in the trailer, there's a digital thong painted on in one scene. lol

Anonymous said...

it's so faint i can hardly see anything... wtf? are we all adults here or what? C'MON CORDDRY!!

Anonymous said...

Went and saw a midnight showing of it, trust me, its there and they arent afraid to show it front and center.

Anonymous said...

Dr. Manhattan dick, well like the last annonymous person said, you get plenty of it. Not to mention, plenty of male nakedness all around. Do you like dick, do you like butt cheeks... if you do, you will not be disappointed with what you'll see

Anonymous said...

I watched it here in Turkey and it was the full monty!!! Nothing left to the imagination. Now I wonder this.. Was that really Billy Crudup's manhood or prosthetics? He was swinging around everywhere!

Jason Adams said...

The dick is CG, anon. Or say everyone says!