Superman's New Superpower

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Defamer adds their typically snarky commentary to the above old Superman comic cover. But what are they missing? The next page of course!

I'm trying to figure out what this creature's comic-book name would be. Fabulousor, from the planet Glittertron sounds about right to me. And he can only be battled with rainbows and feathered boas.

This may just be the gayest post I've ever done.
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