Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Arnold, In Junior, Was More Convincing

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Okay, besides Jake, I've tried my damndest to stay away from discussing the usual celebrities that get all the US Weekly press (think Britney, Jessica, et al)... but LOOK AT THIS:


Shouldn't someone tell the Scientologists that a BEACH BALL is not a good substitute for a pregnant stomach? My guess is Tom was wearing the strap-on belly himself while he masturbated into a chalise for Xenu, and Katie spotted a photographer on the corner and needed something quick to run out the door and get a shot taken before the world forgets she exists / she does stop existing, so she grabbed the beach ball from Tom's interactive "Beach Blanket Bingo" full-sized adult-playset with lifesize animatronic Annette Funicello and Frankie Avalon "fun-partners" and threw it under her trenchcoat and stepped on out.

Katie, dear, just go lay down until they tell you you can "have complications" from "childbirth" and "go into a coma", k?

I mean, the news just gets creepier every day. An adult-sized PACIFIER for Katie to chomp on while giving birth so she keeps her damned mouth quiet? How fucking misogynistic is Scientology anyway?

(more pics at JJ)

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