Jake Ryan!

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I am so fucking bored. I'm sitting here at my desk, there is NO work to do, my boss is out of the office, it's still raining like a mofo outside, and try as I might there is NOTHING entertaining to be found online today. WTF?

Anyway, over at Gawker there was a Gawker Stalker sighting of JAKE "SQUEAL" RYAN from Sixteen Candles in my boyfriend's neighborhood, and it's the only thing to have grabbed my interest at all today.

Jake... SIGH. How odd that he quit "the biz" and became a carpenter. I wish I had some shelves or something to be built. I'd turn the heat all the way up in the apartment and force him to strip down and... er, sorry, didn't mean to turn this into some sort of gay Penthouse Forum letter....
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