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Observe and Report (2009) 

Detective Harrison: You wanna get hurt? 

Ronnie: You didn't bring enough pigs to hurt me. 

Seeing as how #1 - it's Ray Liotta's 60th birthday, and #2 - we're vibing on Seth Rogen offending the world, this seemed like the right way to mash-up everything concerned into a smoothie of deliciousness and chug chug chug it down today. Remember how pissed off this movie made people? I think we do Seth a discredit, acting as if he's been this harmless hairy buffoon all this time. Anyway happy 60, Ray!

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