Thursday, September 04, 2014

Putting The Noted In Noted Homosexual, Again

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So there have been whispers here on the internet for a few weeks that Noted Homosexual Luke Evans and noted homosexual male-model Jon Kortajarena (who you should recognize from Tom Ford's movie A Single Man, if not the endless fashion spreads he's splayed his prettiness across) are, as they say, an item. A couple of months ago they stood really close on a red carpet and that started it off, and if you had the time on your hands they've been dropping little bread crumbs left and right since then - being in the same place all the time, et cetera.

Anyway that picture up top (via) is from GQ's big Men of the Year party which happened a few days ago, and a UK newspaper has just come out (sound familiar) and said that the two fellas were spotted holding hands at the soiree. (Oh how I wish they'd said "canoodling.") (Thanks S&M for the link.) Anyway a few weeks ago I asked y'all in poll-form who was going to come out first, Luke or Lee Pace - Lee won the poll by a bit but I'm starting to think they have some sort of plot where they're both fucking with us, at this point. (And as par put it in the comments of that poll, technically Luke did already come out once. Technically. Only to scurry back once the money started rolling in like a coward. But technically!)

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

Didn't Tom Hardy kind of do the same thing? Why isn't he a coward for backtracking once he became famous? They're both being cowardly opportunists, but whenever you share Hardy news, you just comment on how hot he is. At the very least, he should be referred to as Noted Bisexual or Noted Cock Experimenter.

Anonymous said...

lol look at the Noted-Homosexual can't help himself. He plays the game the worst. Of course noted-model wants to be an actor. What else is there once modeling is done but be an actor or arm candy or both? He looks like the social climbing opportunist type. That would serve Luke right. Just can't like the guy.

Anonymous said...

Sometimes I really feel sorry for Luke. The guy had a handsome bf who clearly was loyal and passionate but suddenly he feel in love for some model in late career and simply kicked the blond guy from his life. I think he'll regret.

Anonymous said...

Feel sorry for Luke? I feel sorry for the blond (if true) for having to put up with him to begin with. The model looks equally douche I'm glad they found each other. They'll become the new token Gay couple for confused fangurls everywhere.

Anonymous said...

Lol @ this "blonde guy" datalounge fanfiction. Just because two people are seen together does not mean they are fucking. The blonde guy is a personal trainer at Shoreditch house gym. He's also straight and married. Try again and least do a little research.

Anonymous said...

A lot of angry, jealous people up in here. Good for you, Luke.

Anonymous said...

Anon 3:41 the blonde guy does not work at Shoreditch and is Gay as they come. If you knew his name it would be easy to find both those things out but you don't so stop making stuff up. People need to leave him out of this anyway. He's a private guy.

iggy said...

True Story: I once exchanged sexy stares with Kortajarena, while we were both having a cigarette outside our respective buildings. It lasted what the cigarettes lasted. He's intensely hot, sexy and just freakingly handsome face to face.

Anonymous said...

And then you woke up. Truer story.

Anonymous said...

Yes, anonymous troll, what you say. because I've been commenting for years, only to some day invent that I exchanged stares with a model once. Wow. Ha!

iggy said...

^That was me. Lol.

Anonymous said...

Oooh "troll" burn. Go back to sleep and see what other fantasies you can come up with.

Jason Adams said...

Okay okay keep it on topic, you guys. Luke Evans: king of the buttholes? Yay or nay? Etc.

iggy said...

Ok, anon troll, if you prefer I can call you Luke? Or Luke's only fan? Because the most interesting thing isn't how interested you are in discrediting an otherwise quite event-less anecdote that doesn't affect you, right? (although the fact that you do is quite interesting indeed). No, the most interesting thing is to see how anonymous commenters multiply every time Luke Evans is mentioned.

Hi My Name Is said...

JA I don't know if Luke is king of the buttholes but iggy is def King of the butthurt lol

Seriously, it's strange how he's in these big movies and studios are getting behind him but I don't see that the audience is feeling him. It seems he should be bigger than he is but most people just think he's Orlando Bloom older brother.

Anonymous said...

Hi my name is said: I notice that too. I read once that he was linked to Legendary Studios. Seems that someone big there was behind him. I always had the feeling tha Luke stopped in some point. He could be bigger but he is not and I don't think that this will change.

nuhiolm said...

First off, Jon Kortajarena isn't gay because that's not what gay looks like. Lee Pace looks gay, Luke Evans looks gay, Richard Armitage and Matt Bomer all look gay. I'm not talking limp-wrists or lisping, if you're a gay man with a gaydar which has helped you identify other gay men in your real life you'll know what I'm talking about. I hate delusional gays who refuse to accept that we where born different and that that difference can be picked up or identified in little mannerism, facial expression and a certain "style" of facial features.

If you don't believe me, ask yourself this, in your entire existence on this planet, through all your various interactions with other gay men have you EVER encountered anyone you looks or acts like Jon Kortajarena (and I'm not talking about his beauty) who identified as gay?

I think American gay men automatically equate and confuse his European openness with being gay because if a man kisses another man or touches him or goes on beach picnics with him they MUST be lovers but in Spain where Jon is from there isn't that institutionalized homophobia that exists in America and basically any place outside Europe.

He said...

Scurrying back like a coward? Adam Lambert came out after winning American Idol (I don't care what the homophobes who turned on him in the 11th hour say) and where is he now? Do you think heterosexual frat boy types would pay money to go see an action movie starring a "fag"? Should he give up his dreams and aspirations just so that you can one day say, "oh, remember when Luke Evans came out, wonder what happened to him?".

And you can delude yourself all you like by saying him coming out will change the attitudes of straight audiences but it won't. Straight people will always sit in a movie and look at a gay actor playing straight and think, "ugh, can't belief he takes a dick in his shithole...he looks so normal".

ihatefangurls said...

Datalounge must still have their free posting restriction on. All the freaks coming here.

Anonymous said...

Two tabloids are carrying stories about Luke & Jon today: thedailymail.co.uk and thesun.co.uk Neither says much but that they are dating.

Anonymous said...

Does this discussion help to the LGBTQ movement? Why the pressure? He can come out whenever he wants. It's not up to us...and nobody is an asshole just because they don't go around saying how many dicks they have put inside their mouths. If a straight man does that, what would you say about him?
Their sexuality shouldn't be the most important about them.

Joey said...

He always looks so tired. Probably from all the rumor-strangling...