Tuesday, November 05, 2013

Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... exploring nature with Michael Fassbender.

(via) First off, it ain't right that the only online version of that first picture has been censored. I am deeply, profoundly disturbed by this. What is this - Communist China???? Whipping one's ginormous penis out in a public place cedes all control of said ginmorous penis. It becomes the world's. (ETA the uncensored picture is here.)

And listen I know that Fassy's recently on the record complaining about the undying obsession the entire world over has with his ginormous penis. The poor dear. This is why I must insist - everybody else stop talking about Michael Fassbender's ginormous penis please. It is mine and mine alone to talk about. Thank you. After the jump, several more pictures of Fassy Tightpants on the set of Slow West...








12 comments:

Sandisan said...

Fassy and Jon Hamm can both join the "stop talking about my huge cock, please!!" club. We shall weep for the poor, poor dears. (while quietly ogling said cocks which have been displayed for our enjoyment)

Anonymous said...

WHO WOULD CENSOR THAT PHOTO?! My soul weeps today.

Joey said...

Is there a petition we can sign?!

Anonymous said...

Do none of you people realise how wrong it is that someone actually took a photo of him taking a piss? This is such an invasion of the guy's privacy and I can't believe all you are concerned about is seeing his penis. You should be ashamed.

Anonymous said...

People posting these photos are no better than the psycho who thought it was okay to take them.

Jason Adams said...

Last time I checked whipping one's dick out in a public place doesn't constitute an invasion of privacy when people notice. This is no different than if he took a piss on the street - there were people all over the place. I'm sure there was a trailer or a port-a-potty within fifteen feet of the exhibitionist. Give it a rest, we're all adults here, it's just a fucking penis, nobody's gonna die from seeing it, or wanting to see it. Jesus Christ.

Simone said...

JA, call me brother when you find the uncensored version. LOl! But really, yeah, it's wrong they took his picture during this moment.

But I'm sure someone will get the uncensored version, there are some deliciously determined stans out there.

Anonymous said...

sigh...I thought if I searched high and lo I would be rewarded with the full ginormousness, but have hit dead end after dead end. I don't care about him peeing (not my thing), I want to see his dick, wherever he happens to be whipping it out. And, to the indigent posters...how did they land on this post in the first place? And, more to the point, peeing in public is fair game. Some people like to pee in the wilderness, but this was not the wilderness; it was a set. There would have been ample spots to pee that had a door and walls. I heard them discussing this on TMZ -- they had the uncensored photo, commenting something like "Instead of those button-mushroom tops, he has the whole portabella."

Lastinum said...

The internet has a cockshot of THE FUCKING FUTURE GODDAMNED KING OF ENGLAND PISSING but a man who has made a business of showing his dick in movies gets censored!?

OH MY FUCKING GOD! When I saw this post, I'll admit I got a bit lightheaded at the prospect of seeing Michael Fassbender's flaccid cock out in the wild but then I quickly reminded myself, before opening the link in a new tab, that if it's too good to be true, it usually is and what do you know, pessimism triumphs YET AGAIN.

You can't even Google image search this photo, there LITERALLY exists, on the entire GODDAMNED internet, only one copy of this image. What kind of world do we live in where that happens?

Semtyr said...

Maybe it's a scene from the movie, god knows he isn't averse to showing off his dick/pissing on screen. ;)

Windsbow said...

@Anonymous: Look out! We got a moral guardian over here. Fighting for the rights of men with large penises to urinate freely in public since...a few hours ago. :/

Anonymous said...

This is why the world hates us. Just because the future king of England got his picture taken while peeing makes this sort of thing OK?