Wednesday, November 20, 2013

Gratuitous Florian David Fitz

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While this will be the third post we've devoted to the German actor Florian David Fitz - see previous ones here and here - we've still never actually, you know, seen him in anything. But I noticed today is his 39th birthday and so what the hell, I had all this junk laying around, might as well make use of it. 

Anyway I can always use a new German actor to obsess about for a skinny minute. There can never be enough. That's our not-so-unofficial motto, and this post's a wonderful example of it - if you hit the jump you'll get a good ol' pile of NSFW-ness that stretches on for nearly as long as his manhood does. (That's after the jump, so you're probably definitely gonna click through now.) Preview of coming attractions...























































5 comments:

Joey said...

Who is this gentleman? Why isn't he in my life? Why am I not just going on IMDB? So many quesstionsss!!!

The Bloody Munchkin said...

Like Joey, I should have so many questions, but really the only questions I have involve understanding the riddle wrapped in the enigma wrapped in the puzzle that happen to be those shorts/kilt looking pants he and his friend are wearing in the beer drinking set of picks. They are confounding, unnerving, and beautiful.

Jason Adams said...

Those are lederhosen, TBM! Those pictures are awesome. I need to see if there's lederhosen porn in the world.

The Bloody Munchkin said...

You and me both. I thought they were lederhosen, but i wasn't sure because the realm of my knowledge about lederhosen does not extend beyond The Cutting Edge and the fact that you can get a skate stuck in it.

mac20 said...

Here's Tyler Hoechlin as Lederhosen Porn Incarnate. He's part Swiss, so go expand your European horizons. There can never be enough. http://bit.ly/1jpzVkL