Way back in May it was said that Elton John and the rest of the folks making the Elton John bio-pic announced that they were thinking that hey, it'd sure be neat if that Tom Hardy chap would like the play the role. That's all it was, just out-loud wishing. Then, that is. Now... now it is much more! Tom heard their cries and came to the rescue, and he has said that yes, he would like to put on the giant sunglasses and serenade a felt pig. And you know, whatever else Elton John did, or whatever. (If that "whatever else, or whatever" includes "lots of gay sex," then I will do my best to block off the area of my brain that allows me to think about Elton John having gay sex and just enjoy the spectacle of Tom Hardy having fake gay sex - I am willing to make that sacrifice. I am noble.) Anyway, say it with me, I think it's gonna be a long long time... before this movie gets made, since they don't have a director yet and Tom's got thirty other projects lined up first. So stay tuned.