Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be... 

... getting a rub down from Derek Theler.

(pics via) No idea what the context is to these shots of previous gratuity recipient and all around perfect specimen of man Derek Theler being shirtless once again on his ABC Family comedy Baby Daddy (what the joke is involving all of those wash-cloths, that is)... nor do I care. 

I mean, is he any good as an actor? Anybody know?

Because he could rule the world, if so.

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