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Wherein we imagine a conversation between two of our most valuable players from the previous year's cinema. This round...
Sandra (Ann Dowd) in Compliance meets
Eric (Robert Pattinson) in Cosmopolis
Eric: Sandra, I'm going to need you to do something.
Sandra: And what's that, sir?
Eric: Sandra, I'm going to need you
to go out back and find a rat in the dumpster.
Can you do that for me?
Sandra: Well sir, I don't know...
Eric: Sandra.
Sandra: Well I guess so but why...
Eric: Sandra.
Eric: Sandra.
Sandra: Okay I'll be right back. [pause]
Okay I have the rat. It scratched my...
Eric: Sandra, I am going to need you
to put the rat in the fry cooker.
Sandra: I don't know...
Eric: Sandra.
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