Free Hamm!

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Can't believe I'm just seeing this story from this morning but didja all hear that the on-set of period-appropriate tighter clothing on Mad Men this season - they're rolling well into the later Sixties, I believe - has caused a free-balling kerfuffle with regards to Jon Hamm and his well-documented (could be more well documented, if you ask me) most hefty of manhoods? Apparently somebody had to tell him to put on some goddamned underpants for once. (I like imagining them having to say it like that - "Will you put on some goddamned underpants for once?") Anyway this person must obviously be fired immediately. What the fuck, person? There are also whispers that they've had to photoshop his eyeball-busting VPL from the ads, no doubt to the cost of untold millions. Mad Men wants to ruin our lives, y'all. But my favorite bit from this story is his rep's reaction - "It is ridiculous and not really funny at all. I’d appreciate you taking the high road and not resorting to something childish like this that’s been blogged about 1,000 times." 1001, sucka!

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