Warm Bod

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Consider this an open letter to the marketing team for Warm Bodies, the zom-rom-com based on Isaac Marion's delightful little book and starring Nicolus Hoult as a zombie who falls for Teresa Palmer. This first trailer's fine and all, but you know what you really oughta do? You oughta parody those infamously cheesy commercials for Bod body spray, where the hot guys are playing basketball or whatever while the female announcer sleazily says "Hot bod!" The guys are playing basketball, she's saying "Hot bod! Hot bod!" Only then she screams, "Cold bod!" as a zombie lurches onto the court and rips the hot guys to death. Brilliant, right? I will take my payment in the form of Nicolas Hoult, thank you very much.