Barb (Margot Kidder), Black Christmas
"Capital F, E, little L, LA, TIO."
Barb's more of a whore in words than a whore in deeds - she doesn't seem to do anything but sit around the house getting drunk all Christmas break. But she never stops talking about sex, and oh what glorious dialogue it is. I do wish I had more opportunities in life to say, "Darling, you can't rape a townie." It just never comes up. I need to run with better crowds.
Alas Barb's smart-ass sex-fueled comebacks put her on the wrong side of the actual murderer holed up inside their sorority house and she ends up on the business end of a crystal unicorn of all things. Yes, unicorns have business ends. They're like mullets that way.