Thursday, October 25, 2012

The 13 Whores of Halloween: Day VII


Barb (Margot Kidder), Black Christmas
"Capital F, E, little L, LA, TIO." 

Barb's more of a whore in words than a whore in deeds - she doesn't seem to do anything but sit around the house getting drunk all Christmas break. But she never stops talking about sex, and oh what glorious dialogue it is. I do wish I had more opportunities in life to say, "Darling, you can't rape a townie." It just never comes up. I need to run with better crowds. 

Alas Barb's smart-ass sex-fueled comebacks put her on the wrong side of the actual murderer holed up inside their sorority house and she ends up on the business end of a crystal unicorn of all things. Yes, unicorns have business ends. They're like mullets that way.

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