Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...


... getting a good beating from Kellan Lutz
for almost forgetting his birthday.


You can lay those twenty-six spanks on me, Kellan.
I promise I won't mind. Proooooooomise.

Thanks to PopWrap for reminding me. You know, there aren't many actors that can give me a run for the money in the beefcake department. I usually catch up with how many pictures they get taken of themselves without their clothes on pretty easily, and then whine and bitch and moan that it's not enough, never enough. But Kellan? I can't keep up with Kellan's beekcakery. His will to exploit himself is strong, just like his enormous muscles! These are just some of the shots of him I've missed over the past several months. Keep it coming, good sir!

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9 comments:

Sean said...

You should do a KL which is hotter hair color poll.

shawnp said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VN5gWBKFMYc
5:20 mark
the continued look of gobsmackedness on Ellen's face is priceless

John said...

He's hotter with the blonde hair, he has some body in these pics, can you mentally give someone a blow***?

JA said...

I mentally blow myself all the time, John, so I don't see why not.

And I just realized that Kellan's never actually gotten naked, has he? I mean he's a Calvin Klein underwear model so we've come closer than we have with most, but do I ever look forward to the first glimpse of his entirely bared ass. I think that will be a moment to cherish.

Anonymous said...

He's grown on me.

Anonymous said...

I mean he has a smoking body, but there is something about him I just find strange. Sorry guys, he is all yours unless I can put a bag over his head!

Simone said...

He's not my type at all. :/

John said...

Hey JA, I hope I didn't come off as a prude yesterday but I've seen people use language like I sensored yesterday (blow***) on sites like MostBeautyfulMan.com and have been threatened to be banned from the site (can they actually do it I have no idea). I was just being on the safe side.

Joshua said...

He is one of my favorites:)