Tuesday, August 04, 2009

Do Dump or Marry - Super(Natural)Men

I innocently clicked on over to EW.com just now, expecting some simple entertainment news, and what was I confronted with? PORNOGRAPHY. Smut rag! Smut rag! Entertainment Weekly is a smut rag! Alright alright I might be exaggerating just a wee tad. What it was was this (cover the eyes of the impressionable and potentially horny youths in your presence):


I know, right? Placing those three guys in the same frame with those (seriously dumb, in a hot way of course) looks on their faces.. well I can't help it that my mind filled in the blanks now can I? It just screams The Moron Orgy Of Your Dreams! Well from there I realized we have a terrific opportunity given us here. It's Do Dump or Marry time! The choices:

Tom Welling (for loads more TW click here)


Jensen Ackles


Jared Padalecki (for loads more JP click here)


I think y'all know who's getting dumped by me (maybe the one who doesn't have his own tag here at MNPP? Although in Jensen's defense, I did find some pretty hot pictures of him out there) but as for the Do'ing and the Marry'ing, well Tom wins my heart and Jared wins my dick. Putting it... simply. But how about y'all?

ETA here's a real-life shot of the three together (along with that dude that played Lex and some lady):


And here's a not-real-life NSFW (seriously, it's not safe for work!) picture of Jared and Tom engaging in, um, a not-safe-for-work activity that comes up really fast when you google their names together. And that's why I love the internet. Hot bobble-head sex!
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20 comments:

M said...

Wow, this is a tough one, but I think I got it:

Do Jared b/c he's just so incredibly cute that I bet he's got a wild side that we;d all love to explore.
Dump Jensen only b/c I'm just not that into him.
Marry Tom is a must. He seems like the kind to take home to Mom!

Joe Reid said...

Easy, easy, easy:

Do: Ackles

Dump: Welling

Marry: J-Pad

mB said...

DO: Jensen (hmm Dark Angel memories...)
DUMP: Tom (bland as Clark...)
MARRY: Jared (He'll always be Dean to me!)

John T said...

Do Jensen-Sometimes you're just cruel with these pictures, and in this case, it was enough for me to...

Dump Welling-Yes, he's beautiful, but in a rather vanilla way.

Marry JP-Mostly because I don't think I could have sex with him just once. It would need to be constant and it would need to be daily.

ShoNuff Lives said...

not easy at all....

do: jared - hot yeah, but i think that's all that's there

dump: tom - tough call, but there, i said it

marry: jensen - there's just something with that twinkle in his eye that's simply captivating, aside from the general heat & sense of personality

Wayne B said...

Do: Ackles
Dump: Padalecki
Marry: Welling

Ross said...

Dump all three, and then do Jeffrey Dean Morgan (maybe marry him too, depending on how well the "do" goes).

Agnes B said...

Do Jared
Dump Tom
Marry Jensen

Ms Scrappy said...

Seriously, this is Sophie's Choice for me.

Glenn said...

I don't know their personalities so this is almost completely blind

Do - Tom Welling
Dump - Jared Padalecki
Marry - Jason Ackles

I dunno.

Dale said...

Do Jensen
Dump Tom - He seems like a nice, sweet guy, but he can't act, and I just hate Smallville.
Marry Jared - Adorable, funny and really tall.

Anonymous said...

I would do Jared Padelecki all over the place... with the quickless.

Dump Tom Welling. He is so bloated.

Marry Jensen Ackles. That voice is smooth. I want to hear that every day.

Hugh Man said...

Just got fired from work because of the suspense. jk. funny pic.

Do- Tom
dump- JP
marry- jensen

I just can't stand JP's face. it's like the small eyes kris kristofferson thing..

Kristine said...

Loving the Sophie's Choice comment, but this is pretty easy for me...

Do: Jensen
Dump: Tom
Marry: Jared

Anonymous said...

Do Jensen.
Do Jensen.
Do Jensen.
Do Jensen.
Do Jensen.

Urrggh, got carried away there. Remind me who the other two are? Can't see them for Jensen...

pvt. awesome said...

Do: Jared. Is he a gentle giant?

Dump: Tom. Booooring!!

Marry: Jensen. Waking up to that every morning? Yes, please!

-future- madi padalecki said...

id do all three..(their all too sexy)

marry jared ( hes my boy, but as far as i kno... married couples need sex, soo all day long for me and jared)

do ackles( he is fukin sexy!!)

dump tom.. after iv done him... then get back together with him, and do it again ;)

SaraAnn said...

Finally! Something in my life which has an easy answer/resolve! :)

Do Jared because that bod is simply. to. friggn. die. for. (see? *thud* i'm dead)

Ahh Jenny ♥ Do Jen ♥ until I actually literally physically die from it.
and what a way to go

Tom who??? Nah lol I know who he is and I say DUMP.

Marry none of them. Unless Jeffrey Dean was on this list because I'd say yes, legally, to that man any day. ♥♥


Peace \/

Cin said...

I like the pic But personally I'd prefer Tom to be on top!!!

Anonymous said...

I am FLABBERGASTED that Jensen doesn't have his own tag and dozens of entries on your site. Just... flummoxed, even.

That said, more Jensen for me! So that's okay.

Marry: Jensen (ours will be a loving, sex filled marriage)

Do: Tom (duh)

Dump: Jared (but he seems nice!)