Hopefully where ever you are today there is no man with scratches across his forehead trying to stick things down the front of your shirt. That's my generous birthday wish for you today! Well... unless you'd like that sort of thing in real life. But I think, at least in this instance, you're probably a lot like Valerie Cherish. At least I hope so. Cuz dude. That'd be a fucking weird fetish. Very specific. Hmm.