... you can learn from:
Caroline: Okay, I'm just gonna tell you something. I was kidnapped tonight. Seriously. In this van with these guys talking about going balls deep.
Sounds like fun, right?
Not always. Scary.
I'm rewatching this movie right now, and I swear to god,
Ari Graynor is fucking brilliant. "IS THAT A TURKEY SANDWICH?"
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Ari Graynor is fucking brilliant. "IS THAT A TURKEY SANDWICH?"
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Tell me about it.
No, really, tell me about it. I want a liveblog of this entire movie.
Seriously. I'm having to fight with myself to not post every five seconds about how much I love this movie. I wanna post every single line that comes out of Ari Graynor's mouth. And I want to marry both Michael Cera and Kat Dennings right now.
I WANT TO SEE THIS.
And yes, you did need to know that.
I LOVE THIS MOVIE AND HER IN THIS MOVIE SO MUCH I WANT TO GAY MARRY IT IN SOUTH AFRICA AND HAVE INTERRACIAL CHILDREN BY IN VITRO WITH IT AND GROW OLD AS WE SLOWLY START TO DESPISE EACH OTHER AND TAKE OUR FRUSTRATIONS OUT ON VARIOUS STRANGERS IN TRUCK STOP BATHROOMS UNTIL WE BOTH DIE IN A FIRE STARTED BY THE HORRIFIED, MOB-ISH TOWNSPEOPLE AND OUR KIDS BECOME POLITICIANS.
Well I already gay married this movie and everyone in it. And we bought South Africa and had it moved to the moon. And then we got the moon pregnant and had babies the size of planets. And then we got so old our jaws fell off. And so we scooped up all the truck stops in the galaxy with our detached jaws and threw them into the sun where they exploded and the entire universe melted and we all died and then became president of heaven.
So that was my best Kristen Wiig as Penelope impression... it seemed to be the only response to what you just wrote, JD.
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