Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Do, Dump or Marry: The Men Of Steel

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Ya know, it wasn't until I'd already made and uploaded that picture there above of our three intendeds for this episode of Do, Dump or Marry! that I suddenly noticed that, huh, I sorta arranged them in an... interesting... fashion there, didn't I? I swear my conscious intent was not semi-pornographic... sometimes my brain just goes there without even telling me.

Anyway! Yes, we're talking about the three most recent pretty boys to play Superman this go around. The Supes Property has been on my brain as of late, what with the rumblings of new directions and what-nots for it. With all due respect to the older incarnations of Clark Kent - especially Christopher Reeve, who was truly beautiful in his hey-day, not to mention pretty much forever defining the role with his not-lauded-enough performance - we're keeping this restricted to the last three actors to tackle the role (and if there's some fellow that played Superman in something that I'm forgetting... whatever, I wanted to pick these three!). Our choices!

Dean Cain
Lois & Clark (1993-1997)


Brandon Routh
Superman Returns (2006)
(for more of Brandon, click here)

Tom Welling

Smallville (2001-Present)(for more Tom, click here)

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Well there we have it. So go and do your best Lois Lane in the comments - Who will you step out from behind the lead-lined planter for one night of super-bliss with? Which one will you force to rename the Fortress of Solitude into something more couple-y? And who gets the Kryptonite dagger in the back? Sound off!
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14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Do Cain
Dump Routh ( too dumb to consider)
Marry Welling

Joe Reid said...

I have to say, that's how I'd go. Do Cain, dump Routh, and marry Welling. I kinda want to do all three and marry none, but that's against the rules.

StinkyLulu said...

I totally want to marry Cain. Do Routh as much as possible. And dump Welling immediately.

Dame James said...

Can I dump all 3?

John T said...

I have to agree with Joe in the sense that I'd prefer to do all three and marry none, but if forced to pick, I would:

Marry Cain
Do Routh
Dump Welling

Ian said...

Do Routh-Although cringe-worthy as Superman, I'd rip him out of that costume quickly enough.

Dump Welling-unless he's incredibly endearing in Smallville, which I haven't seen, I wouldn't have him.

Marry Cain-I forgot how handsome he is.

Glenn Dunks said...

I'd dump Cain, do Routh and Welling together and marry none.

It's allowed, I check the rulebook.

Rick Schoen said...

Do Cain.
Dump Routh.
Marry Welling.

elgringo said...

Do Cain.
Dump Welling.
Marry Routh (although I happen to remember a news story about producers having to airbrush his gigantic penis down for the billboards...I don't know how that's gonna work. Haha.)

Jason Adams said...

Y'all are flouting the rules! You can't do more than one and marry none! Cheats! It's all about making the tough choices.

And I had no idea this'd be a tough choice. Easy for me. I would:

Dump Cain
Do Routh
Marry Welling

Tom Welling's got a prettiness I could stare at forever. Routh is totally, 100% guaranteed fuckable. And Cain's hot but I could live without him.

Anonymous said...

I have to agree with you:
Dump Cain
Do Routh
Marry Welling
I'd choose to have Tom Welling around forever!

Anonymous said...

Awww. But Chris beats all 3.

Anonymous said...

I've been into Lois and Clark since I was 10, because of Dean Cain, always hated the WB and the preppy crap they put out, loved Superman returns.
So it's like this for me.......
do Brandon Routh
dump Tom Welling
marry Dean Cain

Unknown said...

Personally I'd do Cain (he's sexy). Do Routh, yeah he plays dumb well but he also plays really sweet in different gay and straight roles. Dump Welling. I found him cute but he kind of lost me along the way somehow.