Hidetoshi Nakata Is 31

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I'd been looking for the right moment to exploit former soccer player Hidetoshi Nakata for awhile now. And today it's his birthday, which offers up just such an opportunity. Yay! Nakata retired from soccer at the ancient age of 29 in July of 2006, and has since... I don't know. Posed for plenty of pretty pictures, from what I can gather. And things are as they ought to be! Not that I didn't like seeing him in his soccer kit, but he looks even better out of it. And I mean that in both the half-naked sense and in the dressed-up-in-clothes sense, because the man is dashing either way.

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