Tuesday, August 07, 2007

I Am Link

--- Right, Zombie - Stacie at Final Girl dug up the most awesomely awesome hypocritical quote from Rob "unnecessary Halloween remake" Zombie a few years back on how he would never in a zillion years remake a classic horror film like those a-holes remaking Dawn of the Dead... yeah, sit and spin, Zombie. Anyway, check out the entire quote, tis priceless.

--- I See Buffy - SlashFilm has got some new pics from Richard Kelly's Southland Tales, which just confirm that this film is gonna be hella weird. I don't care what the buzz is, I want this movie now, goddamnit.

--- Go Chuck Yourself - Slashfilm has also got some info on what they're calling "renewed interest" in filming Chuck Palahniuk's best book Invisible Monsters, due to the currently-filming Choke. I loooove IM but... it just seems kind of unfilmable. I hadn't heard that Jessica Biel had been attached to it once though, which... funny, that. And kinda perfect.

--- And speaking of Mr. Chuck, MTV Movies Blog has got a quote from the man himself on his next book, called Snuff (yeah, he loves them one word titles), that's due out next year. Sayeth CP:

"It’s about the shooting one of the worlds largest [pornographic] movies. It’s basically about three men waiting in the green room among 600 men. Over the course of the first act you learn that this actress plans to die during the production and that most likely one of these three men was a child she conceived and put up for adoption. He’s been trying to contact her for years. She’s never acknowledged him and he’s so desperate he’s shown up for this casting call to try to rescue her before she dies."

I wonder how many gang-bang porn sets he's wandered onto as "research"... anyway, he also suggests Kathleen Turner for the role of the mother/actress if Snuff is made into a movie. Somebody's been watching Serial Mom...
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