Happy Birthday, Bruce!

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Today is man-god Bruce Campbell's 49th birthday (I feel sorta guilty now, having yesterday taken down that Evil Dead banner I had up). Anyway, Bruce is, like, the Captain of Awesomeness. If he were a superhero he'd be Major Kick-Ass. If you distilled his essence into a cologne it'd be called Radical Breeze. If he were to have triplets they'd be named Jesus, Holy Spirit, and God. That's how awesome he is. So wish the man a happy birthday. BOW DOWN BEFORE HIM.

I'd have gladly bowed down before Bruce Campbell circa 1987, by the way. HOT.
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