So I've got too much alone time this week, with the boyfriend out of town, and think I might be going a little stir-crazy in the evenings. Nowhere is this more evident than in the sudden violent drunken rage that I erupted into last evening during Big Brother: All Stars.
I was so... angry... during the entire episode.
Erika, let me just tell you now - if you ever receive a dead squirrel in the mail, I am your man.
And Danielle, I adore you, and hate that this Crypt-Keeper-looking, fake-boobed whore has violated your trust like this. You are so much better than her! I love you, Dani!
Reading back through this post I'm realizing there's some truth to what the boyfriend says about the people in the BB house being my "friends." I've gotten a little too emotionally invested in this show. I was drunk-dialing my mother during commercial breaks and screaming at her about how horrible Erika was and how unjust it all is. The shame.
Seriously, Erika, watch your back. If I ever happen upon you in person, I'll have one word for you:
Shiv.
If anyone has any desire to know what the hell I'm talking about (and I doubt anyone does, but I'm just offering in case) you can read recaps of the show over at TVgasm.
Oh, and I love you, Neil Patrick Harris. That is all.
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I was so... angry... during the entire episode.
Erika, let me just tell you now - if you ever receive a dead squirrel in the mail, I am your man.
And Danielle, I adore you, and hate that this Crypt-Keeper-looking, fake-boobed whore has violated your trust like this. You are so much better than her! I love you, Dani!
Reading back through this post I'm realizing there's some truth to what the boyfriend says about the people in the BB house being my "friends." I've gotten a little too emotionally invested in this show. I was drunk-dialing my mother during commercial breaks and screaming at her about how horrible Erika was and how unjust it all is. The shame.
Seriously, Erika, watch your back. If I ever happen upon you in person, I'll have one word for you:
Shiv.
If anyone has any desire to know what the hell I'm talking about (and I doubt anyone does, but I'm just offering in case) you can read recaps of the show over at TVgasm.
Oh, and I love you, Neil Patrick Harris. That is all.
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3 comments:
whoa...
two words...
1. kuh
2. razy
except for the doogie thing.
-TM
Erika's disgusting. So is Mike Boogie. And I know what you mean about the contestants being your friends. I feel the same way.
NPH is the only celebrity who's ever checked me out so naturally i love him too. I seriously got the up and down!
emilio estevez glared at me once. but not in the good way so that doesn't count.
wait what were you talkin' bout again?
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